Oh w00ty joy! My team leader told me today that I could take Friday off work to get home in time for Christmas. Reason No. 1 to be happy it's Christmas. Reason No. 2 being lie-ins....after that, I'm stumped!
For instance, a good friend of mine asked me to help get her a present for her fiancee for Christmas. Not to be a normal family, oh no! She's getting him porn! This would be all well and good if they had a computer, which they don't. So it's time to turn to their nerdy friend. Now firstly, I have no interest in porn and secondly, I don't have any porn. This leads me to downloading some. Unfortunately my flatmate has yet again used up our download limit, so this leaves a slight snag in the works. Next up, trying to get porn from a friend! Not as easy as it should be! The amount of guys who flat out lie aboot watching porn is unbelievable!! So I finally got a friend who agreed to give me porn, he had nothing on hand but was willing to download something for me. After the usual hindrances, ie: him wanting to download donkey porn for the laugh, we got ourselves sorted.
Then I looked to finding some space on my laptop. Terrible as it is, he's full (yes, my laptop is male, his name's Dagon and I love him very much). I don't even know if I have room for the DVD burner software! Then considering that I have to convert everything to .vob to be watched on a TV and DVD player setup... :( Carrying on anyway, I managed to clear out some stuff, now I'm waiting for the porn...
Well...there's the next snag! My mate isn't able to make it into town tomorrow. He won't be in til Friday, when I'll be on a bus... Fuck it anyways! I hope she likes That 70's Show, cos that's my backup plan!
Durshka out.
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