Ding dong the bells are gonna CHIME!!!
My friend was less than impressed when I began singing the entire song over the phone the day before her wedding ;)
Nevertheless, we married her off, I managed to convince the girl I went in on for the present with to write "May you live long and prosper" on the card (it's not my handwriting, I can't be blamed!). At the reception I was perfectly well behaved. Due in part to my parents attending the afters.. I managed to get a few dances in and not to go near any of the lads in any other respect. I was the model of well-behaved-ness....man, now I feel old!! Stoopid behaving and being sober!!
Well!! I rebel!! I can't have those sorts of lies being spread aboot me that I'm getting mature and whatnot! I'm starting my birthday planning!
So, the plan!
Day 1: Drunk!
This day involves me taking a half day from work and heading straight to Mahaffys (the local). I will be drinking for the entire day and probably heading on to Bruxelles (the metal bar) afterwards.
Day 2: What's your poison!
I'm taking the entire day off work. At aboot 4pm (when I've recovered from Day 1) I'm gonna have everyone who's willing call over to my flat with their assorted poisons (music, drink, etc) and have a jolly good old time!
Day 3: Outing!
This day isn't fully assimilated yet.. I'm considering a cinema trip/meal/something. After this, aboot 8pm, I'll be heading to The Long Stone and then out on the town for a posher night out.
Day 4: Sleep!
Anyone comes near me they're liable to lose an eyeball and several limbs!
So far, so good :D
-d
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