On crowdsurfing:
Crowdsurfing is great, but guys, don't ask the girl beside you to give you a hoist up, I may be strong for a girl, but I'm not Xena! If this girl is nice, and laughs in your face whilst getting some other guys to help her hoist you up, do *NOT* leap up and throw both your knees directly into the air! Knees connecting with chins do not make for a pleasant taste in my mouth after I've bitten a chunk of flesh out of either side of my tongue.
On Dermo:
What can I say, the man's an idiot!
On Gill:
I didn't see her during the gig, I can only assume that she was hidden near the bar cradling a whiskey whilst singing offkey.
On my brother:
Beast of the pit.
On his friend:
What a shame, what a shame.
On the guy who sold him a seated ticket instead of standing:
Arsehole!
On the bouncers who wouldn't let him downstairs:
Bastards!
On the stupid American bitch I fucked across the pit:
You were annoying, it was funny, get over it!
On the drunken Celtic fans who thought they were hard men at the start of the gig:
I hope you've learned your lesson now.
On the pit in general:
Brilliant effort one and all!
On the big guy in the white t-shirt with glasses:
Congrats, but fuck me! You were big!
On the guy I teamed up with to shove the big guy with glasses away every time he came near us:
Thanks!
On the girls who got up on stage and giggled whilst looking out of place:
Pfft! Wusses!
On the guys who stopped all moshing even though there was now a girl-free pit (first time all night):
For shame guys, quit yer oogling and get back to the important things!
On the guys who got up on stage:
GRRRR!!! \m/
On the idiot who stage dived:
As my brothers said:
He missed the crowd.
He missed crossing the barrier.
He didn't miss the ground.
Gravity will always give a helpful hand.
On the Dropkick Murphys:
Awesome guys, just .... awesome!
PS: On the big guy from the Slayer mosh pit who asked me if I was "staaaartin' somethin'":
Always :D
PPS: On my best friend:
Happy Birthday :)
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