Saturday, September 29, 2007

And I'm back

Yes, my new baby has arrived and I am very very glad, I've missed having a home connection; between moving flats, fighting with broadband providers and breaking my old baby, Dagon, I've been offline for quite some time. Now just to think of a new name, it has to be male, beginning with D and have some measure of coolness.

In other news, I saw the most ignorant and stupid individual ever today. I'm going to say he was aboot 16 to give him the benefit of the doubt, his conversation with his mate went as follows:

MATE: *sings Transformers*
FUCKWIT: What's that?
MATE: Cars that turn into robots
FUCKWIT: Ah, they just ripped that off from the Citreon ad

I actually stopped dead and stared at this guy gobsmacked! Now you may say "but he's young, they didn't have Transformers back then". Believe me, he should have known! If his friend knows enough to think it's cool to sing the *original* theme tune then where the hell did that other fuckwit's childhood go?!!

One more thing... I'm beginning to think that I'm living in a dictatorship, a bumbling ineffective one, but evil nonetheless. Their entire campaign was "you voted for us before, and sure, we weren't all that bad were we?" Now, in their third term, they're showing their true colours. I saw a trailer ad for them. I didn't get a chance to read it fully but I'm fairly certain that the main tagline went along the lines of "We're watching you!" Fucken Big Brother has made his evil sadistic way to Dublin. That sort of psycho shit is the reason why I hate democracy. Yeah, yeah, it means that we don't get stuck in some dictatorship shit, but look around you, look at Bush, look at our Bertie...the general public cannot be trusted to choose an appropriate leader who is not a complete retard who's going to fuck up the world! I'm not saying "let's get rid of democracy" but, could we please please pretty please *think* aboot who you're putting in charge! I'm not normally into politics, I generally take them as a huge joke on the world, but that sort of fucken shite pisses me off! >:(

Billy Connelly says it best: I think that the desire to become a politician should stop you from ever BEING one!! Don't vote, it only encourages them!

-d

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